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I am the Super-Spider.
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KAZ 2Y5

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

jdemastus:

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit

jdemastus:

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

me-myself-nobody-else:

awildmeridaappears:

I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.

I was expecting everything on earth except this shit what is this

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons