huffylemon:

a-potato-of-death:

princehendir:

princehendir:

Yeah you’re right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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lightandfireandsunhavegone:

ralfmaximus:

pricklylegs:

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

memewhore:

cutie-melon:

memewhore:

captain-price-unofficially:

tatzelwurming:

plotbunnypettingzoo:

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

horseback archery -> several hundred years -> jerking off while driving

watch anthropologists ignore this

Except the horse can just not walk off a cliff or whatever while the car absolutely can. I mean i know horses can but like if they are paying attention they’ll just be like “you’re a stupid and I’m not going there and you can’t actually make me”.

interesting. what other discrepancies have you found between mounted archery and masturbating on the interstate

catfindr:

cascadiarch:

oneheadtoanother:

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.